Expressions

This was a Fwd mail, and I found it funny, enjoy!!!

Dearest Lovely Buddy...
Do u know dis????


Kyon chalti hai pawan ?
because of evaporation.

Kyon jhoome hai gagan ?
because of earth's revolution.

Kyon machalta hai mann ?
because of excessive respiration.

Na tum jaano na hum ?
but i just gave all the answers.

Kyon aati hai bahar ?
because of change in season.

Kyon lutata hai kaarar ?
becuase of mental tension.

Kyon hota hai pyaar ?
because of fatal attraction.

Na tum jaano na hum ?
like i said these are all science phenomena.

Kyon gum hai har disha ?
because u have lost the sense of direction.

Kyon hota hai nasha ?
because of Alcohol & drug addiction.

Kyon aata hai mazaa?
because of food's temptation.

Na tum jaano na hum?
I think u r jealous of my intelligence ...... !!!